The Bad Idea Thread

An idea I might use, but consider it open source;  Devisor who after a lab accident acquires a Warping trairtthat lets the produce Smuft sizes duplicates of them self.

I keep having this idea flash of a Goth version on  Linus van Pelt  from Peanuts attacking or threatening someone with his blanket which behaves like a  lethifold

Where is Louis in Gen 2? The answer is that a GOO saw her (yes, her; no one, including Louis, realized) and thought she was the most beautiful thing he he had ever seen. He fell in love with her, wooed her, swept her off her tentacles, and married her. They are now on their honeymoon in R'lyeh.

Cryptic wrote:

But how are they murder bunnies? Do you alter them so they can hold knives? Make them carnivorous?
You know, I think I may throw in some bio-divisor created murder Squids.

If you ask Anya Jenkins, you don't have to do anything, they are already murderous psychos.

"Bunnies aren't just cute
Like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs
and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need
such good eyesight for anyway?"

Morpheus wrote:

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have murder bunnies with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"

You would arm members of Oryctolagus cuniculus Montypythonoides with head mounted laser cannons? And Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Veggie Patch

Making homemade pizza for your friends and failing to hide it from the dorm

Rosalie Redd wrote:

hmmm Good Idea: Bunnies. 
better : Murder Bunnies.

Better yet: Exploding Invisible Vorpal Murder Bunnies of Caerbannog, with frickin lasers on their heads!

Martina, Christina, Aegis and Imp walk into a (bar/soda shop/ whatever)'s some form of influence that makes it harder to keep surface thoughts to

Stealing this from a Twisting fan fic: Weeping Angel style Garden Gnomes. (Just the movement, not the other stuff)

Cryptic wrote:

Stealing this from a Twisting fan fic: Weeping Angel style Garden Gnomes. (Just the movement, not the other stuff)

You mean, garden gnomes that move when people are not looking? That sounds like a hilarious prank from someone in the Tech track.
I don't think you even need a devise for that, low-end gadgeteer-level robotics should be enough.

Unless, of course, they decide to mess with Old Man Henderson's gnomes. Then it becomes a MASSIVELY bad idea.

Am I the only one a little scared that Old Man Henderson could be running around in the WAU?

It could be worse: EE Nalley and Drunkfu could collaborate on a Reddit writing prompt

Laura losing a bet and having to sing whatever the winner chooses at Karaoke night,

Songs in question: World of imagination, Golden Ticket, or just about anything else from either Charlie or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

mhalpern wrote:

Laura losing a bet and having to sing whatever the winner chooses at Karaoke night

Maybe an oldie from "Hair"?

(Yes, that is Nell Carter)

Keeping with the wild hair theme: Slipping Ms. Frizzle into Diana's Brane of Extradentary Women