The Bad Idea Thread

Really no idea is bad, but sometimes you think of something that just doesn't fit what you're working on.  Post it here.

I've been thinking I should try my hand at writing something with more angst.

Good idea: Kissing a Loved One 
Bad idea: Kissing a Total Stranger

hmmm Good Idea: Bunnies. 
better : Murder Bunnies.

But how are they murder bunnies? Do you alter them so they can hold knives? Make them carnivorous?
You know, I think I may throw in some bio-divisor created murder Squids.

Too late.
Australia already has them

Astrodragon wrote:

Too late.
Australia already has them
 

Well poop.  Back to the drawing board.

Cryptic wrote:

But how are they murder bunnies? Do you alter them so they can hold knives? Make them carnivorous?
You know, I think I may throw in some bio-divisor created murder Squids.
 

​​​Murder bunnies with lasers!!!

Commander Knight wrote:

Cryptic wrote:

But how are they murder bunnies? Do you alter them so they can hold knives? Make them carnivorous?
You know, I think I may throw in some bio-divisor created murder Squids.

 

​​​Murder bunnies with lasers!!!

Integrated or strapped on?

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have murder bunnies with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"

"Good thing you specified 'attached to their heads'!"

"Good thing you specified 'attached to their heads'!"

Why does it need to be specified I ask cautiously?

DanZilla wrote:

'cuz if they're back-mounted you need to account for possible ear collateral damage

That just makes then ear-ly adopters of the tech 

Mutant who's powers somehow make their sexuality go all over the map.  And maybe those around them too.